Memoirs of a Ziggy

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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pocketterrorist:

thatgirlcel:

coolest-humans:

de-la-soul:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

holy sheet

OMFG

YASSSSSSS

I can’t fucking wait.

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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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420-master-kush:

jediiimindtricks:

damnnlyssa:

this shit speaks to me

Still life

life lesson #517

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youngblackandvegan:

ebonymeansblack:

was feeling quite Eartha today…

IG afrosnpeeptoes8 :)

glory

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orgasmictipsforgirls:

champagnemamixo11:

mylustandwant:

Daddy knows when to give, and when to take.

Omfg

yay, the classic eat-me-out-and-then-fuck-me-so-hard-i-scream trick. 

[more sexy videos]

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thats-slightly-raven:

thats-so-kat:

thats-slightly-raven:

HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED

999? You mean 911?

I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE 

(via ratedr-4rhianna)

allamericanscumbag:

Coming soon to suicidegirls: Juniper shot in Barcelona last winter by IvyLlamas

allamericanscumbag:

Coming soon to suicidegirls: Juniper shot in Barcelona last winter by IvyLlamas

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“if you have to check your account first, you probably shouldnt be buying it.”
— realest thing my shitty teacher has ever said (via phoeni-xx)

This is real.

(via calypsorises)

Damn :( *removes surround sound from basket*

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