June 2012
kwieta:
do you me know who is beautiful?
read the third word
Facts
If you read this we're dating now, no choice.
May 2012
Titties truly are the greatest thing ever tho. It’s why God made the Earth...
– aimabovetheclouds (via kidkoni)
God, I love titties.
richwhitelesbian:
nicklugo:
connuh:
if zombies aren’t real then why did anne frank die at the holocaust
lmao another great connuh post
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drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
I like. She does work well with her husband.
quixon:
detective-alchemist:
How do I send her a message without sounding thirsty
Abandon your pretense.
Let the thirst flow through you.
I would never unfollow anyone for posting personal...
queen-cry-baby:
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Hardest Question I Ever Pondered....
World with no music or world with no books?
geekscoutcookies:
thatmitchsaywhat:
kidkoni:
thorhead:
can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though
“spell mummified”
“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
“are you high”
Lord.
Not an ounce.
*picks plot* BURY ME NOW LAWD!!!
miahthemartian:
delag0at:
sooo this is kind of awesome
beyond.
Wow
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
petezaparty:
loveashlynxoxo:
I doubt I’ll get any.
hussiempreg:
my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.
– —judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
Road Runner is really the realest cartoon...
misterfelder:
99% of the time, all this nigga did was what he was made to do: run.
He’d let out a “meep meep” to his stalker/hater, but he never let him trip him up.
Straight avoiding that Wile E. Coyote for like, 70 years.
He be like “Fuck ACME, bruh. I stay runnin’ in these deserty streets. Come holla if you live until the end of the goddamn cartoon. Until then, meep meep, you dirty...
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like